7 Habits of High and Inebriated People…Pt2

Habit 2: Ferchrysseks Make Up Your Mind!

… and Mean It!

Choose whiskey or wine, beer or guiness, CHOOSE ONE but don’t gobble up anything within reach. That’s a sure-fire way to end up cuddling the toilet bowl before you reach your paradise.

Paradise? Yes, decide what your paradise is and picture it after every shot. Say it out loud, “Miss Universe Orgy”. Oops, did I say that out loud?

You have to picture it, to puncture it. Er. No that’s not right. Everything’s created twice? Yeah, that’s it. What comes next? Mentally and sexually? Mortally and physically? *downs shot of whiskey* Where was I? *hic*

Anyways, always remember Habit 1, you have to get off your  ass first to be able to choose your drinks. And paradise. And whatever else.

7 Habits of High and Inebriated People…

Habit 1: Get off your ass

Stop denial, start self-denial

Stop procrastinating, start proactiv(ating?)

Stop freewheeling, start taking the wheel

Stop plodding, start  planning

Exercise them human endowments damnit.

Ouch…

Doesn’t feel to serious, maybe grade 1 or 2. Need to get it checked soon.

It’s gonna interrupt my schedule. Fux.

Need to get my shit together

Inside-out approach

Private victory, then public victory

Manage yourself before you manage others

Practice what your preach

GAH. I’m such a pain in my own ass.

Meme? Me?

Someone meme-ed me. Meh…

I don’t do pics, so here’s 8 random things about moi:

1. I don’t give two shits about football. Unless it’s during the World Cup. You have to give at least one shit about World Cup.

2. I don’t know shit about cars. Except when how much I have to pay for them, when to service them, and when to wash, vacuum and polish them.

3. I love video games. I really do. But I don’t play them as often as I want to.

4. I love daydreaming. I wish they’d come true (things I daydream about can never come true unless I can break natural laws such as gravity, nuclear physics, and women’s reactions to sales).

5. I mutate easily under the sun. I usually mutate into a 2-legged lobster with hair. Then when I mutate back, I don’t tan.

6. I love art but don’t practice it enough.

7. I love sport but don’t practice it enough.

8. I am an introvert nurtured into an extroverted. The drinking part was natural.

…

Mmmmmmmmememe meh. I’m not gonna tag anyone.

Cause I shy.

Survived another one

Cocorinha and something else I can’t pronounce. My lower back in continuously reminding me how heavy and out-of-shape my body is.

I can’t wait for tomorrow.

Not.

Mmmmm

I’m having Transformers orgasms now, complete with *chitchukichichuchi* transforming sounds.

Oh so good, so good.

First Ginga in 7 Years

Basic moves: Ginga (of course), Meia-lua, Negativa lateral, Au

Variants of push-ups: 2 types x 1 rep of 20

Variants of sit-ups: 1 type x 3 reps of 20

Desperate pleas for rest: 6 times

Blisters: 1

Aches in body: …..i keep discovering new ones

I am SO going to suffer tomorrow

LOL

This is hilarious… and quite possibly workable.

Also, I suspect Windows Vista is full of it.

HAI

CAN HAS STDIO?

VISIBLE “HAI WORLD!”

KTHXBYE

LOL LOLCODE!!10 YARLY

*gawk*

I was going to get some work done… then Miss Universe came…

… on the TV…

… the show I mean …

Excuse me, I must go.