Special Order
May 26, 2006Ali Maju PBD. 3:00 AM “Lunch”
The usual Maggi Goreng, mata kerbau, ayam tandoori. “Boss, paha ada?”
*indian nod* (or rather, *indian wiggle*)
‘Boss’ returns in 2 minutes
“Paha habis lah.”
*Places his right palm on his right manboob*
“Dada ada.”
*Begins circular motion of plam over manboob*
ERROR 41 – Invalid image found.
Flushing image. Rebooting brain…
*blinks hard for a second while brain reboots*
“…OK.”
*indian wiggle*
Off-key, Off-Track and Off The Hook 
Ew. EWW.
Maybe he was hitting on you.
you don’t have to spell out your ultimate fantasy here