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7 Habits of High and Inebriated People…Pt2

August 2, 2007

Habit 2: Ferchrysseks Make Up Your Mind!

… and Mean It!

Choose whiskey or wine, beer or guiness, CHOOSE ONE but don’t gobble up anything within reach. That’s a sure-fire way to end up cuddling the toilet bowl before you reach your paradise.

Paradise? Yes, decide what your paradise is and picture it after every shot. Say it out loud, “Miss Universe Orgy”. Oops, did I say that out loud?

You have to picture it, to puncture it. Er. No that’s not right. Everything’s created twice? Yeah, that’s it. What comes next? Mentally and sexually? Mortally and physically? *downs shot of whiskey* Where was I? *hic*

Anyways, always remember Habit 1, you have to get off your  ass first to be able to choose your drinks. And paradise. And whatever else.

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