Archive for the ‘Bits n Pieces’ Category

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OMG OMG OMG

January 13, 2008

Heroes Season 2 is so omgwtfbbq good. I can’t wait for Season 3. I’m serious…

*Tries to Hiro-warp into the future to catch season 3*

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Happy New Year 2008

January 2, 2008

To all of you.

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XXX has added you as a friend…

September 13, 2007

So sometimes I friendster-ing, ok?

Then I be getting invites from Facebook, ok?

Now I oso be having Myspace emails, ok?

WHY OH WHY must we have so many so-called Social Networking website? To have a buffet of split personalities? Hmmm I should make a note to try that out sometime.

Can’t they all come together and create ONE social networking portal, even if it just for discouraging multiple personalities… do some bloody good for the society for once. Well, besides the benefit of terabytes of pretty faces to ogle at.

Just one site. Er. My-Face-Ster.

Should I sign up anyway?

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I’m amazed…

August 6, 2007

… at the amount of excuses I can generate for my actions.

I’m a self-justifying, lazy, aimless, vegetable.

Someone give me a prize for identifying a new species of flora.

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7 Habits of High and Inebriated People…Pt2

August 2, 2007

Habit 2: Ferchrysseks Make Up Your Mind!

… and Mean It!

Choose whiskey or wine, beer or guiness, CHOOSE ONE but don’t gobble up anything within reach. That’s a sure-fire way to end up cuddling the toilet bowl before you reach your paradise.

Paradise? Yes, decide what your paradise is and picture it after every shot. Say it out loud, “Miss Universe Orgy”. Oops, did I say that out loud?

You have to picture it, to puncture it. Er. No that’s not right. Everything’s created twice? Yeah, that’s it. What comes next? Mentally and sexually? Mortally and physically? *downs shot of whiskey* Where was I? *hic*

Anyways, always remember Habit 1, you have to get off your  ass first to be able to choose your drinks. And paradise. And whatever else.

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7 Habits of High and Inebriated People…

August 1, 2007

Habit 1: Get off your ass

Stop denial, start self-denial

Stop procrastinating, start proactiv(ating?)

Stop freewheeling, start taking the wheel

Stop plodding, start  planning

Exercise them human endowments damnit.

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Ouch…

August 1, 2007

Doesn’t feel to serious, maybe grade 1 or 2. Need to get it checked soon.

It’s gonna interrupt my schedule. Fux.